fat-birds:

great egret by Brett NJ on Flickr.

Now this is a winning pose.

High fashion bird

It helps if to have a sense of humour.

((Its hard to find HK commercials that don’t have Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, or boobs/legs/beer))

akaimoshiroi:

infiniteaiyah:

HONG KONG IKEA COMMERCIAL - how to get various discounts at Ikea (english sub)

Guys. Pay attention, seriously. (一。一;;）

((I’ll be sparse tonight, but I need to share vids I’ve been TRIPPING OVER, LAUGHING on this account. for lols and archive))

… how interesting.

Yeah.. okay well habits like this are hard to break I guess.

ok seriously, I’m surprised there wasn’t one where it’s all “*SMASH**CRACK* this plate has broken piece, no way i’m paying full price no way” etc.

((I HAVE TO GO T^T

AH

I’LL BE CATCHING UP ON MY LUNCH BREAK AT WORK, LURKING READING THROUGH PPLS TUMBLR PAGES FOR HEADCANON UPDATES AND THE LIKE LOLOL. what is lunch i am back on a tumblr diet. ))

kickass-eatdumplings:

infiniteaiyah:

BUT.

You can only pick one snack:

1) popcorn chicken

2) Almond tea cookies

3) butter brick toast

4) heaven Egg Tarts

Only one? Whatever. I’ll just like, make them on my own. They’ll taste way better anyways.

We should have like a bake off. between you and all challengers..

like maybe every day

I could judge. Just saying.

teaspiceanddiamonds:

infiniteaiyah replied to your post: and bring sisters.

….the fun ones.

Are you trying to see me dead?

okaayyyy…

fine…

well what about the ones that can cook.

I could seriously get to know those, right.

akaimoshiroi:

infiniteaiyah:

akaimoshiroi:

infiniteaiyah:

4) heavenEgg Tarts

Do I get charged for the egg tarts?

no, but you can trade for mochi.

if you ask nicely

dont sit next to any Taiwans.

Depends on which kind you would like to trade.

May I /please/ have some egg tarts?

You’re mistaken Xiang, they come to sit next to me rather than the other way around.

…Ice cream mochi if you have any like super fresh, I have a few dozen egg tarts to spare.

Whats that Japants, sorry I don’t speak deluded, wannabe-hegemon all that well.

kickass-eatdumplings:

infiniteaiyah:

>You just have to find the right alleyway and the right looking guy.

>right alleyway and the right looking guy.

>the right looking guy.

…You’re buying and not selling right. Because you know I worry about you, Princess Sis. I seriously hope thats like not how you look for dates either.

damn I do need an air conditioner that works though.

ー(￣～￣)ξ Geez, bro bro. I don’t sell my body. I promise. That’s like, not my thing. Gotta cook buy me dinner first before you even think about holding my hand and stuff. Right looking guy meaning a guy who doesn’t look super gross or shady or something, y’feel. 

And stop being such a frugal fatty and just go to the electronics store and buy one. I’ll even like, direct you to this guy that I know. He’ll give you a discount or something.

okay okay I was just joking.

Now be a fatty with me and eat something. I’ll pick the AC unit up later.